Errant Ruminant

Todd Warner's digital homestead, a repository of musings and ruminations on farming, tech, writing and more



Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.
―Lewis Carroll, "Alice in Wonderland"

Welcome to Errant Ruminant*

Todd Warner

Todd and his wife Monica live on and farm a small homestead in North Carolina (USA). When not chasing errant beasties and mending fences, they both serve as real estate brokers operating throughout the Raleigh-Durham region. Additionally, Todd continues to dabble in various technical (computer) projects all the while striving to carve out some time to write. Alas, the writing often gets short shrift as he commonly finds himself distracted by the responsibilities associated to wide-open acreage, fitful weather, and of course, errant ruminants.

This site is intended to capture at least some of that activity.

If you wish to contact Todd,
please review the details found here.


Curriculum vitae minimus

farm ~ hack ~ write ~ real estate


  • Farmer, Tandem Farms: honey bees, poultry, ruminants, a smidge of gardening
  • Real Estate Broker, Tandem Realty: helping people buy and sell homes
  • Writer: journaling, blogging, poems, essays, memoirs, stories, freelance editing, and a novel in process
  • Open Source Contributor: hacking, documentation, packaging, and other technical dabblings


  • Soldier, US military: combat arms
  • Tech Drone, several software companies: coding, engineering manager, product manager, technical sales, documentation, marketing
  • Journalist/Columnist, a fintech ezine: biweekly columnist

Publications, Works in Progress, Blogs

County Lines, a Literary Journal, vol 7, 2020
—published, Dec 1, 2019

County Lines is a well-respected regional literary journal. I was honored to have two of my poems included in this marvelous anthology.

  • Crepuscular Dreams
  • That Dog

Saeculum (a novel)
—status: 1st draft ~75% complete (i.e., still a work in progress)

With the world on the brink of collapse, a North Carolina farmer endures a terrible tragedy only to have responsibility thrust upon him in the form of a girl on the run.

Ruminations (blog)
Personal—whatever scratches my itch

Todd's musings and ruminations—a reflective, instructive, prescriptive, and (hopefully) constructive blog covering . . . all the things.

Makin' Hay (blog)
Farming, food, agriculture, the environment

Farm stories and perspectives . . . Tandem Farms.

In Tandem (blog)
Life, Love, and Real Estate

A husband-wife team helping folks buy and sell homes and property while also juggling a marriage, life, and everything else . . . Tandem Realty.


* Errant Ruminant   / ˈɛɹənt ˈru mə nənt /


  1. an individual who strives to break free from the flock, venturing out on their own—if even only for a moment—in search of something better, unique, more meaningful, or fulfilling
  2. a deep, yet original, thinker
  3. a particularly adventurous sheep, goat, cow, or deer

† Todd can sometimes be found typing away in various cafes and libraries scattered throughout the North Carolina Piedmont, but more often then not, you can find him tied to his writer's desk at home on the farm. If you wish to contact Todd, please review the contact details found [here].

‡ Missing from this list are the gobs of corporate work I have performed (marketing and technical writing), as well as the articles written during my stint as a columnist for a small fintech publication.

Published June 19, 2019 || Updated June 22, 2021

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